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Caption This! (September 26, 2013)

  Bitter Editor /   September 26, 2013 /   Contests, Lawyer /   4 Comments

Businessmen in Chef Hats Caption This

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this comic, courtesy of Shutterstock.com. And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editor’s pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the comic with the winning caption on Facebook.

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  • JK

    “So let me get this right, all of our dough is cooked?”

  • Doug E.

    Look, I know I said I wanted you to cook up a solid defense for our client, and I know that none of you attended culinary school. But have you never heard the phrase “too many cooks in the kitchen?!”

  • Alvin

    None of you guys can even make a ham sandwich, so take your chef hats off. So Let’s get a good looking woman in here who can bake, so she can cook us all up a nice dinner, and then stick around for some after-dinner festivities in the back bedroom!

  • Howard Rubin

    Thanks guys! Now the auditors can tell we’ve cooked the books without reviewing them

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