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Caption This! 11-10-08

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What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this woman’s urban run-in with Mother Nature.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced the next day.

Editors’ Pick 11-8-08

Hef:  “Clearly the evidence suggests … I am one sexy bitch”

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  • Al Dickman

    There’s at least one chick there that I wouldn’t mind petting.

  • Alan

    She’s getting goosed!

  • Bitter 2L

    Alright, Quackers, Fuzz, Jimmy, distract her.  I’ll do the standard Aflac business, and when she goes to pet you guys, occupy her, and I’ll get the cash.  Don’t look at me, and don’t do anything stupid.  Let’s do this…

  • ajc

    Police seek AFLAC spokesperson for alleged robbery.  Believed to be currently travelling in a southbound direction.

  • Leemail

    White collar crime sinks to a new low.

  • drlove

    No visitation without making your child support payments.

  • Richard

    Thanks for the diversion, guys.  Qwaak.

  • Anonymous

    The real reason women take home 30% less than men.

  • Smurf

    Golden “goose” seeks new lay!

  • Anonymous

    Aflak!