Caption This! 11-12-08

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What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this military exercise.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced the next day.

Editors’ Pick 11-11-08

Richard: “You’re telling me you bought the gold chain in prison from a man named Spider?”

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  • Anonymous

    If I stand up, this guy may sing soprano, but I still won’t get butt-humped unless I turn 90 degrees to the left.  It’s too complicated.

  • Anon

    I guess this is what Obama had in mind when he said “Change.”

  • cd

    Whew, what a relief! I thought Lt. Dan had something else in mind when he said, “Bend over and grab your ankles.”

  • ajc

    President-Elect Obama has recommended several new events for next year’s Ranger Games.

  • Richard

    You never know when you’re going to have a jump over another soldier’s ass.
    ps – Thanks for the “win” yesterday.

  • drlove

    We’re going to be bigger than Menudo!

  • Leemail

    4 words:  Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.

  • 2L

    I always wanted to be a cheerleader!

  • Alan

    Sergeant’s literal rendition of his “Jumpin’ Jack Flash” nickname had finally run its course and failed to inspire his unit.

  • Anonymous

    The amazing part is this is a still, not an action shot.

  • E-Monster

    Casual Friday at G’tmo.

  • Bitter 2L

    And suddenly Col. Jessup’s idea of a “Code Red” went terribly wrong when some of his subordinates misinterpreted him and sent out a memo calling for a “Code Pink”…

  • Daniel

    An attempt at humiliation backfires.

  • Unemployed N’ Bitter

    This is the Kinder Gentler armed forces.  Now stop being so mean, it hurts our self esteem.

  • MrNick

    If we’re going to smoke out those terrorists, we need to understand them.  And there’s nothing terrorists love more than a good game of Leapfrog.

  • FT

    Further proof that Iraqi armed forces training is complete, and ready for US troop withdrawal

  • Trinidad

    There’s boot camp, and then there’s JAG boot camp.

  • Anonymous

    Water boarding is so five minutes ago.