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Caption This! 11-13-08

Bitter Staff Contests, Lawyer 12 Comments


What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this meeting with a lame duck.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced the next day.

Editors’ Pick 11-12-08

E-Monster: “Casual Friday at G’tmo.”

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  • Bill Dickey

    I did not have “sex” with that woman!  (BJ’s don’t count as sex, cuz President Clinton said so).

  • Sara

    Does anyone know who the hell that woman is—cuz she’s freaking me the hell out?!

  • TBone

    I don’t care what this witch says, I did not steal her Halloween candy.

  • Anonymous

    “Mommy made me mash my M&Ms;.”

    “Not good enough! Again!”

  • Anonymous

    Little known fact: Presidents can up to double their size during their lame duck period.  Approval ratings remain unaffected, as shown.

  • Lady of Law

    Doris: [I know that you know where my cat is.  Why won’t you just tell me where I can find my cat?  He’s probably scared and needs his heart worm medication.  Only a real jerk of a President would hide a cabinet aide’s cat like that and think it’s funny.  Oh, Skittles, I hope you’re okay.  If I could interrupt this security briefing, I would say, “Where the hell’s my cat, George??  Give me back my goddamn cat!  Skittles never did a damn thing to you!  She’s a sweet, innocent cat!” Look at him.  Just running his fat mouth like he doesn’t know I’m starring at him and thinking about my cat.  Oh, Skittles.  Mmm, is that angel food cake Mary brought in?  Wonder how many points a piece of that is?  I’ve been doing so good these last two weeks, but all this stress today with Skittles – I can even think much less stay on my damn diet.  Oh, you’re an ass, Mr. W.  A real saboteur.]

  • E-Monster

    “You talk about things that nobody cares

    You’re wearing out things that nobody wears”

    -Aerosmith, ‘Sweet Emotion’

  • Julie Anne

    Commander-in-chief ee nay chuk!!

  • Justin

    Woman: “Now is the perfect time to reveal my affair with GW… and to expose myself for what I really am…. A Man!!!”

  • Chris

    In Reponse to who that is; Its New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark. A sight for sore eyes she ain’t.

  • itsmelen

    Frankly, miss, I don’t see any reason why I can’t have my buddies over for one final kick ass New Year’s Eve party.

  • Bitter 2L

    Woman:  (thinking) I’m going to get you…and your little dog, too!
    President:  Nook-you-lar?