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Caption This! 11-14-08

Bitter Staff Comics, Contests, Lawyer 16 Comments


What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this bailiff’s courtroom.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced the next day.

Editors’ Pick 11-13-08

Anonymous: “Little known fact: Presidents can up to double their size during their lame duck period. Approval ratings remain unaffected, as shown.”

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  • Alex Hump

    Simon Sez you both have bad B.O., so put your arms down, NOW, before da Judge comes in.

  • MT

    We both swear… With that mustache, you look nothing like Erik Estrada from CHIPs!

  • Howie

    “I just completed a full cavity search. Now, who wants a high five?”

  • FT

    “Who wants to kiss up to this cop right here, raise your hand.”

  • Smurf

    Who here likes to “punch the clown?”

  • Anonymous

    What none of them realizes is that the reverse of the headpiece says to take back 1 kadam to honor the Hebrew god who’s ark it is.

    They’re digging in the wrong place.

  • CJ

    “2 minutes to Wopner.”

  • cd

    All who agree with the following statement, please raise your hand: “If the gloves don’t fit you must acquit!”

  • TBone

    Yes, I solemnly swear that you’re not the guy from the Village People.

  • windowless office

    You realize this is a fake court, right?

  • ajc

    Who wants pizza?

  • Briznasty

    “Who is gay?”

  • The Blondest

    You put your right hand in…

  • Scan

    I didn’t say ‘Simon says’, idiots.

  • Matt Trinidad

    Oyez! High Five.

  • Jaime and Kevin

    If your hand fits the incriminating glove, raise it now . . . Oh, crap!