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Caption This! 11-15/16-08

Bitter Staff Comics, Contests, Lawyer 16 Comments


What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this octogenarian’s smooch.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced the next day.

Editors’ Pick 11-14-08

Howie: “I just completed a full cavity search. Now, who wants a high five?”

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  • Alan

    Sally Field shows off her new younger man.

  • FSY

    Good luck trying out for the role of Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Grandpa!

  • Hef

    The face says, “Nice old man,” but that tie tack says, “Murder was the case.”

  • CherieBlossom86

    Sir, my tongue ring is caught on your hearing aid.

  • TBone

    I’ll do it again for another 500 bucks.

  • drlove

    Priaprism?  That’s a bad thing?!

  • 2L

    This is the most action I have had in 20 years.

  • Alex Hump

    Wha chaa say?  Now it’s my turn to go down on you?  Wha?

  • MJ

    What? No! I didn’t just say that I’m just waiting for you to die so I can cash in on the pre-nup. You are a silly old man!

  • In Hiding

    Girls love gun tie tacks.

  • Anonymous

    Pleasseeeee don’t fire me. How will I ever find another biglaw job in this economy? I’ll do anything…

  • Douglas Phillabaum

    Here are you messages Mr. Flom!

  • Mac Backer

    Really, senator, Joe Biden didn’t do THAT to Barack.  He’s no Monica …

  • relic113

    Lord Denning on the day before he created the doctrine of abandoned wives equity…

  • MI Law Dog

    Congrats on finally making partner, baby!

  • Bitter Willamette Students

    Brought to you by the ferile octogenarian club.