Caption This! 11-18-08

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What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this law school graduation moment.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced the next day.

Editors’ Pick 11-17-08

Bitter 2L: “And after reading the same document for the eleventh time, Bobby realized there were no typos, and this was an elaborate ruse to prevent him from going to the office pool party.”

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  • Alex Hump

    At least I can hug my dad without being considered a fudgepacker!

  • GodJr

    Congratulations son, you have earned the privilege to be miserable for the next 57 years.

  • TBone

    I can’t believe how good that little blue pill makes me feel!

  • Rich

    It is like a transfer of misery…like when Madonna kissed Britney.

  • Anonymous

    Mark thought this was a bad time to tell his dad he always wanted to be a ballet dancer.

  • E-Monster

    Al Dickman and his father-in-law.

  • FT

    Old man under his breath: “Poor boy – if only you knew what you are getting yourself into.”

  • aa

    Walk away boy.  Walk away.

  • Ponce DeLeon

    Dead people feel nice.

  • Recovering Lawyer

    Now, your soul is mine…and 63% of your paycheck goes to student loan payments.

  • ajc

    ignorance is bliss…

  • Bitter 2L

    The smile was only there to hide the horror and pain of the fact that Jerry had more than $150,000 in student loans to pay back.  The horror…the horror…
    Thanks for the W, from yesterday.

  • Content Associate

    That is not a law school graduation, that is the Lt. Gov. of SC, Andre Bauer, hugging the now deceased Senate Chaplin.

  • Ellis Klein

    The fact that John Stamos graduated law school proves that anyone can be a lawyer

  • Anonymous

    I vote for E-Monster.  Perfect reference to Dickman!

  • Butch Roberts

    “You’re right Grandpa!  You do have three testicles!!!

  • Bitter Willamette Students

    Why do you only show me love when I help you avoid prosecution for one of your many sexual indiscretions?

  • Anonymous

    A Happy Ending… graduation, of course!

  • Alia

    Slow dancin’.  Swayin’ to the music.  Slow dancin’.  Just me and my Earl.  Slow dancin’.  Swayin’ to the music.  No one else in the whole, wide world.

  • Gordon Firemark

    No, Professor, I don’t think your ass feels bony.