Caption This! 11-20-08

Bitter Staff Contests, Lawyer 20 Comments

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this little desk accessory.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced the next day.

Editors’ Pick 11-19-08

FT: “Members of the press, you may now interview the jury”

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  • Sean S.

    I know when you click you really mean yes.

  • Alex

    Yea, dude, humping a mousy beeotch is always a tight mount.

  • Alan

    Hot mouse-on-mouse action.

  • Lady of Law

    Also facing glass ceilings in the legal workplace: gerbils.

  • Anonymous

    Someone ought to tell this girl to flip over, cuz the mouse’s “pointer” is on the other side…..  Ride ‘em cowgirl!

  • cd

    The conception of the wireless mouse.

  • Leemail

    Does that feel good?  Left-click for yes, right-click for no.

  • FT

    We figured “Mickey” here would be more cost-effective for doc review.

  • relic113

    Another useless Vista add-on…

  • PMike

    Giggity Giggity…

  • drlove

    Next on VH1 another episode of “Where are They Now.” This week we visit Alvin.  Years of drug addiction and frivilous spending left him penniless, but he fought back and found a new career as a data entry worker.

  • E-Monster


  • Anonymous

    you mean this isnt one of the vibrating ones?

  • Boss Lady

    outsourcing…ur doin’ it rong!!!1!1!!

  • Big Law Dude

    Got to love the mouse-on-mouse action.

  • Law Dude

    I’m holding on…….ahhhhh

  • Tbone

    What do you mean this constitutes a same-sex marriage?

  • Butch Roberts

    Guys, where’s the duct tape

  • Sara G

    Anyone seen Richard Gere?

  • Jeff

    FYI, the entire sophomoric gays and gerbils—including the Gere part—was pretty much debunked, oh, about a decade ago, much as it might give you people who still think minorities smell a cheap thrill.