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Caption This! 11-6-08

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What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this court witness.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced the next day.

Editors’ Pick 11-5-08

future_bitter: “Now this is what I call community organizing!”

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  • Bill Dickey

    I’m sorry for farting, your honor.  My only other alternative was to shit my pants!

  • drlove

    So I said, “Yes, I would like slaw with that.”

  • Leemail

    New Cabinet position:  Secretary of What The Hell Just Happened?

  • Ricardo

    So, I shot the guy?  What’s the big deal?

  • 2L

    Doesn’t everyone puff the magic dragon every now and then?

  • sixer

    …but I did not shoot the deputy…

  • Alan

    But this IS my best shirt.

  • Helen Moore

    Spell it?  I don’t think I can….just because you’re a douchebag doesn’t mean I have to know how to spell it.

  • Lady of Law

    Testimony is more interesting with jazz hands.

  • Recovering Lawyer

    For the record, I thought the cop was a hooker.

  • Jimmy Two Times

    It’s not like I’m happy she’s dead.

  • Kara From Dallas

    Yes, that’s exactly right.  I look exactly like Charles Manson and Ralph Fiennes illegitimate son.