Caption This! 11-7-08

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What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about these law firm colleagues.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced the next day.

Editors’ Pick 11-6-08

Lady of Law: “Testimony is more interesting with jazz hands.”

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  • Paul Pickel

    I wonder if there’s room in that filing cabinet for the manila folder she’s using?

  • Anonymous

    If the electrical power went off, I’ll bet she’d be able to read with those set of headlights.

  • Leemail

    Boy, I’d like to Habeas her Corpus.

  • jaded…

    This is why I went to law school.

  • Ricardo

    You can read the contract if you want, or you could just take your clothes off.

  • Charles

    Nice story, now take your top off.

  • Nick

    Do I think they are lopsided?–do you mean that in the connotative or denotative sense?”

  • drlove

    Yes the attorney’s fee is larger than your recovery.  Please sign here.

  • Master of the Universe

    Yes, I agree – take them out.  They’re obviously too big to leave there.  Like you said, it’s best for all parties concerned if you get them squarely out on the table, and that way we can all grasp them properly.

  • Bitter 2L

    Excuse me?  Adverse possession?  Why, certainly I would have no problem with that course of action, ma’am.

  • Chris

    I can’t top drlove’s caption of “Yes the attorney’s fee is larger than yoru recovery.  Please sign here.” If I had a vote it would go to drlove.

  • cbd

    All right Ms. Parker, now that you’ve brought me abreast on your debts, please show me your assets.

  • Gollios

    Is that the crevice where Peel found his brooch?

  • Marsy

    We should respond tit for tat

  • ESI Lawyer

    I understand why he wants visitation rights.

  • Hef

    The Law Offices of Johnson, Hardy, Tits & McGee