Caption This! 11-8-08

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about Matlock in court.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced the next day.

Editors’ Pick 11-7-08

drlove: “Yes the attorney’s fee is larger than your recovery. Please sign here.”

  • ajc

    “I would respectfully request from the Court to please remind opposing counsel that he is to refrain from making any further allusions to my pants allegedly being on fire.”

  • Hef

    Clearly the evidence suggests … I am one sexy bitch.

  • Anonymous

    How the hell was I supposed to know that Ron Howard would one day be able to buy and sell me?

  • Richard

    In closing, I’d like to say that Barney Fife never got the credit he deserved.

  • Anonymous

    Her ass was “THAT” wide?  Now even I can’t buy that, and neither can this honorable jury.

  • mike

    “I rest my… forget it, I quit!”