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Caption This! 12-1-08

Bitter Staff Comics, Contests, Lawyer 13 Comments


What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this soon-to-be inner-cabinet moment.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced tomorrow.

Editors’ Pick 11-27-08

Leemail: Partner to 1Yr: “I left one hand untied so you can make those changes. Happy Thanksgiving.”

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  • cd

    No, I’m not kidding.  I can fit my whole hand in my mouth.

  • ajc

    Alright, alright.  I’ll talk to Bill about showing you how he used to sneak interns into the Oval Office…

  • themadyak

    Okay, so this is what I’ll do for you if you appoint me Secretary of State… see this hand?

  • Anonymous

    I won’t let you smell my fingers until after you name me Secretary of State.

  • Anonymous

    Hi five.

  • FSY

    Clinton: Wait, let me get this straight.  Bill has to stay 50 feet away from me at all times?

  • formerlyliving

    Feel my pimp hand…!

  • Anonymous

    Great! I always wanted to have a dangerously inexperienced boss!

  • Anonymous

    So wait, 5 people have to die before I can become President…haha just kidding!

  • drlove

    Both hands? Really.  I bet I can handle it with one.

  • Legaleasy

    *Thought bubble* She really doesn’t seem to know I’m having her slowly poisoned…

  • anonymous

    YOU want to be Secretary of State!?

  • Rick James

    That’s a funny joke, Barack.  I’ve got one, too: What did the five fingers say to the face?