Caption This! 12-10-08

Bitter Staff Comics, Lawyer 15 Comments

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this walk-the-line.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced tomorrow.

Editors’ Pick 12-9-08

Anonymous: “Who thought a man would show up to the big law secretary convention?”

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  • FSY

    Right and left and turn-a-round and one and two and…you’re totally getting it!  Now let’s move onto the tango.

  • Leemail

    If I don’t see “jazz hands” in about 2 seconds, you’re going in the back of my car!

  • Anonymous

    “You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out…”

  • 1L

    “Is this the audition for Super Troopers part II?”

  • 1Lol

    “I’ll teach you, teach you, I’ll teach you the electric slide”

  • BL1Y

    “Watch me crank dat soulja boy and superman dat ho!”

  • Tbone

    Can’t I guy smoke a joint and pound a few cocktails anymore…

  • relic113

    Miguel thought to himself, “Don’t vomit, or he might have probable cause…”

  • ajc

    Hold my beer and watch this…

  • FLlaw

    I’m not drunk!  I swear!  I just finished taking the bar, not give me a break!

  • Ponce DeLeon

    Sir, please I’m just a clueless first year associate who has run out of gas and is completely lost.  Yes, I understand I’ve just been just mumbling to myself for the last 20 minutes but I’ve been ridng the Westlaw train for the last 72 hours.

  • MMM

    You expect me to do this without a net?!

  • NO

    What, this?  No, it’s not because you’re drunk.  It’s because you’re driving a cavalier.  You’ve got to be on something to drive that turd.

  • Woogs

    Maybe if I just stand still and stare at his crotch he will scurry off.

  • Woogs

    Maybe if I just stand still and stare at his crotch he will go away…