Caption This! 12-11-08

Bitter Staff Comics, Lawyer 11 Comments

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this police clowning.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced tomorrow.

Editors’ Pick 12-10-08

NO: What, this? No, it’s not because you’re drunk. It’s because you’re driving a cavalier. You’ve got to be on something to drive that turd.

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  • ajc

    Negative, the perp is not an ass-clown!  I said he’s dressed as a clown!

  • chris

    You have the right to remain funny.

  • Anonymous

    “This is because I’m black, isn’t it?”

  • FT

    Are you kidding me?  No, I’m not going to reach down and feel it!  What if it’s not a gun or a balloon?

  • Dr. Rockso

    I’m the rock and roll clown baby. And yes officer, I do cocaine!

  • Melissa

    “Aw, c’mon officer!  I’ve still got a month left in office and plan to go out in style.”

  • Bitter 2L

    The night went horribly wrong when Thurmond the Adult Clown was booked at Bill and Nancy’s son’s 3d Birthday party.  Things took a horrible turn, however, when Thurmond lit up an unfiltered Lucky Strike and told the kids his version of the birds, the bees, and the donkey shows in Tijuana.

  • Anonymous

    “No Officer! I promise that I am NOT the Joker.  I’m just trying to go home.”

  • Bitter 2L

    I just realized I abbreviated “third” with the Bluebook 3d…….*hangs head and walks away sullenly*…….

  • Anonymous

    “What?!?! You abbreviate third as three-R-D?  You will have to step outside of the car sir.  Place your hands on the hood.  Backup is requested. Backup is requested.  I have a deranged 1L clown here that doesn’t know how to use a Bluebook.”

  • MrNick

    “They all float down here.”