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Caption This! 12-15-08

Bitter Staff Comics, Lawyer 12 Comments


What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about courtroom meeting of the minds.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced at the end of the week.

Editors’ Pick 12-12-08

FSY: You’re telling me now, ten years later, that I could have looked all of this up online??

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  • Bill Dugan

    Remember, try not to laugh.  This is Aggravated Assault perp charged with playing with his own junk, shitting his pants, and then flinging his crapped out underwear at the arresting officer.

  • FSY

    Lady in front: “Does it look like I want to remember the moment I was sentenced to prison?”

  • MinivanFace

    Judge: “I’d look dynamite sporting the blonde’s hairpiece.”

  • IDK

    Hey ladies, who wants to see my dicta??  Just kidding!  But seriously, has anyone seen my pants?

  • Ponce DeLeon

    Act natural…act natural…

  • Sunnyside

    At Sunnyside Assisted Living, your loved ones will experience the joy of Dress Up Day.

  • Anonymous

    What starts out on 4 legs, then goes ‘round on 2, and finally walks on 3 before it’s through?

  • D-Fence

    Hi HO! Hi HO! Its off to work we go!

  • CherieBlossom86

    We’re so glad you decided to join.  Please read this list of rules and make note of the safety word prior to attending tonight.

  • MMM

    The latest pile of indictments is in for Illinios politicians!

  • Anonymous

    Dear e-bay bidders:  the winning bid gets to wear this robe AND gets to hang out with these two fine ladies

  • Anonymous

    I thought there was 1 lady and 2 men.