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Caption This! 12-2-08

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What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this call during a conference.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced tomorrow.

Editors’ Pick 12-1-08

Anonymous:  “So wait, 5 people have to die before I can become President…haha just kidding!”

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  • Anonymous

    What are you calling my husband for?  And since when is it unlawful to settle the case by offering a BJ to the other party?

  • Anon

    Richard, all you have to do is push the “hands free” button and we’ll be able to hear him. Hands free! Just push it!

  • Anonymous

    For the last time, just because you learned to dial outside the office without the aid of your secretary does not mean you get to patent the telephone.

  • FSY

    Why are you calling Pizza Hut?  My notes here say we came to an agreement 15 minutes ago on Papa John’s!

  • relic113

    Why is he calling the pro-bono clinic for free advice every 10 minutes?

  • TBone

    I don’t care how good he is, it’s totally uncool to be talking to a sex-phone operator on our nickel!

  • FT

    Who did you just call a bitch?  Hello!!  I’m still in the room!

  • Mr. BigLaw

    I said, you have to dial 9 to get out!

  • Between Hangovers

    “…yeah bro, so she keep’s bitching about him being bi-sexual. I’m like WTF?! Twice a week doesn’t seem like that much!!! Ok, ok, ok, they’re starting to look pissed. Lemme call you back!”