Caption This! April 11-17

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What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this kids’ court.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, April 18th.

Editors’ Pick (April 4-10):

Evan @ FloCo: “No sir, I am pre-op, so I am technically still a ‘woman.’”

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  • Anonymous

    I told you to read her her rights.

  • drlove

    The bailiff failed to take his meds this morning.  Put it away Rusty.

  • Tbone

    what are you, stupid? it’s a guitar, not a night stick.

  • Schaddenfreude

    Here in the Singapore Children’s Court, the presiding judge has offered the young defendant a choice between waterboarding by 6th graders, or caning by a magistrate with down’s syndrome.

  • Ponce De Leon

    Silly Bailiff, Trix are for kids.

  • Craig

    Convicted child molester manages to sneak onto the set of “Kid’s Court” dressed as “Officer Hanrady.” Parents are in an uproar.

  • Evan

    “Sitting on this is what it feels like when you find out you’re a TTTer.”

  • Snowman

    Mock Trial practice at Cooley

  • Meester Obvious

    Bob the mall cop had a vivid dream about being a real bailiff

  • Senior Associate

    “You don’t have jurisdiction here Asshole! This is Kids Court.”

  • Anonymous

    dress rehersal for “tweens behind bars”

  • Bizaaaaar

    Katie reminds the bailiff that her sexting trial needs to wrap up quick because she’s got a spelling test in an hour.

  • Anonymous

    These comments bite the big one.  I suggest that there be no “winner” for these comments.