Caption This! (April 19, 2013)

Bitter Staff Contests, Lawyer 6 Comments

shutterstock_80931922What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this comic, courtesy of And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editor’s pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the comic with the winning caption on Facebook.

bears and babe WINNERLast Week’s Winner

Donald Wiley Quixote submitted the winning caption for last week’s Caption This! on Facebook:

“So, you categorically deny shitting in the woods?”

Also see the comic with Mr. Quixote’s caption on Facebook.

Thanks for all the submissions and keep them coming, here or on Facebook.

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  • Neil Greenberg

    That’s not what we mean by a “plea” you idiot!

  • Wally Hayman

    “That’s begging – I said grovel.”

  • Frank

    Look, I might entertain a BJ, but you’ll have to get BEHIND the desk to do that.

  • John Grant

    “But there’s nothing in your contract of employment about bathroom breaks.”

  • Brauni Leone

    I am sorry your honor. I only studied theory in law school, and even though I graduated with honors and was an editor for law review, it is not humanly possible for me to answer the most basic legal question that you are asking me. In fact, even though I have been employed by a top-flight law firm for 10 years, I have only worked on matters that have been obscure and useful to my clients, but I have absolutely no practical legal knowledge. In fact, I am not sure how I ended up in your chambers in the first place. However, please accept my argument, because if I do not achieve the right result, I will lose my job and my wife will leave me, since she only married me for my money.

  • Tex Judge

    I couldn’t help it; your wife is hot