Caption This! April 4-10

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this stunned defendant.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, April 11th.

Editors’ Pick (March 28-April 3):

FoSho: “Sexting livens up Congress this week.”

  • ajc

    No way Jose!  I ain’t sucking his d!ck!

  • Butch Roberts

    Can I borrow your glasses?  He wants me to do the naughty teacher bit again during recess.

  • Butch Roberts

    No, Your Honor, I’m still representing straight people.

  • Anonymous

    You are the Law Firm 10?  What kind of law school did YOU go to?  (Ed. Note:  Either one of these two are at least as attractive as the LF 10 that posts on this website).

  • BL1Y

    Maybe picking my lawyer based on Alma Federer’s radical notions of female supremacism was not such a good idea.

  • Craig

    It would really be helpful if you didn’t look exactly like a serial killer … (

  • Al Dickman

    Look what happens when I pick a lawyer from Craigslist!

  • Rayko

    Do you think periwinkle is a good color on me?

  • Bitter2L

    Look at me … of course I was sexually harassed!

    (***Lawyer looking down thinking, this woman is delusional***)

  • Anonymous

    Well, she COULD have been sexually harassed by an ape!

  • Evan @ FloCo

    “No sir, I am pre-op, so I am technically still a ‘woman’”

  • NTRO

    OMG, did my Lawyer just fart??

  • Senior Associate

    Bitch, you didn’t say nothin’ bout no death penalty!

  • no comment

    Senior Associate just shut the competition down. You win!

  • law drone

    “Uh, bitch, someone just popped a fart bubble and your nonchalant look is not fooling me!  This is not a case of she who dealt it, smelt it.”

  • Anonymous

    After the judge refused to allow a bathroom break, the client pleaded with her attorney to object.

  • Snowman

    A bible!?  I am definitely not putting my hand on that.

  • BL2Y

    Tell that hornyJudge that I’ll bang him in exchange for probation.

  • McGeorgeDominates?

    Baby Ruth?

  • Tripp

    After a moment of sheer horror, Helen realizes that even though she may have just “gambled and lost” on passing gas, that will still not be the most disgusting thing about her.

  • jettsettrash

    Doesn’y everyone have sex with their dog?

  • The Editors Pick??

    That was the dumbest comment on here, why did that stupid “I’m pre-op” win?