Caption This! (April 5, 2013)

alienWhat in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this comic, courtesy of And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editor’s pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the comic with the winning caption on Facebook.

blown away WINNERLast Week’s Winner

Jim Paul submitted the winning caption for last week’s Caption This! on Facebook:

“Who knew? He really IS a SuperLawyer …”

Also see the comic with Mr. Black’s caption – with some slight tweaking from us – on Facebook.

Thanks for all the submissions and keep them coming, here or on Facebook.

Illustrations courtesy of


  • Neil Greenberg

    Class action. Ten billion Gazorks. And that’s just his immediate family.

  • Hilda

    Ya, I agree he will make a great lawyer. We can already see he is nutless!

  • Frank

    So this is Henry? He should work out just fine in the law department, since he appears to be a eunich.

  • Howard Rubin

    Meet the new associate in our Immigration Section!

  • TS Fields

    Meet our newest promising associate. She comes from a planet where they do not have to sleep, eat, or s**t to survive.

  • Alien Ginsberg

    “He can probe witnesses like no other attorney.”

  • Graem Kelly

    This botched plastic surgery case will bring in millions!