Getting Married in Brooklyn Hipsters

Caption This! April 6, 2012

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this retro clip art, courtesy of And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editors’ pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the clip art with the text on Facebook.

Last Week’s Winner

Magic Circle Jerk submitted last week’s Caption This! winning entry with “I know you want to get married in Brooklyn, but does the church really require us to wear these dipshit hipster glasses?”

Thanks for all the submissions and keep them coming, here or on Facebook.

Vector-based art courtesy of

  • Mel

    With the economy in the toilet, lawyers are having to hang their own shingle. And dig their own graves.

  • Guano Dubango

    I am a natural at this temp gig, since all I ever did as an associate was shovel sh***it all day!