Caption This! Aug. 29-Sept. 4

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about these orange jumpers.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, September 5th.

Editors’ Pick (August 22-28):

ajc: “Do you really think he was sexually harassing you when he asked about your pussy?”

  • Doug

    I don’t care what the judge says. I ain’t doing no conjugal visits with her. THAT’S FINAL!

  • Anon

    I ain’t ever seen her before!

  • Guano Dubango

    Remember, keep your hands at all times in front of your genetals.  It is the only way the judge will think you are a wirgin.

  • Anonymous

    What’s your cell number?

  • Anonymous

    Lawyer: Don’t look now, but that guy is totally checking you out.

  • Butch Roberts

    I’m going to tell the jury that those weren’t your children–they’ll think the only thing you two could produce are muppets!

  • Magic Circle Jerk

    The judge has decided to issue a permanent restraining order; forever banning all physical contact between you two “for the good of human race.”

  • drlove

    That’s a lovely top, where did you get it?

  • Craig

    What did I tell you about wearing pants to court?  You can’t compete with that lady cop no matter what you do.

  • jojoefette

    Texas Mormon Polygamist trial…they is ugly even without their homemade dresses on.  Female Cop “i wonder if I can get in on that action.”

  • Ponce De Leon

    Female police officer: If that whale even flinches I’m zapping her.

  • Pork Chop Jr.

    The goods news is that both of you have been selected as models for Project Runway – Death Row Competition