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Caption This! August 22-28

Bitter Staff Comics, Lawyer 11 Comments

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this cat lady.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, August 23nd.

Editors’ Pick (August 15-21):



Josh: “Instead of dictating, I am going to slow jam this brief.”

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  • ajc

    Do you really think he was sexually harassing you when he asked about your pussy?

  • Dana

    He should feel like a loser! What’s wrong with the fact that I dress in a cat theme at work and it’s not Halloween?

  • Anonymous

    Whad did I say?  You’ve got a pussy sticking its head in a bag!  No way did I say I wanted to bag that pussy!

  • BL1Y

    “She says people tell her she looks like Charlize Theron from behind but I dunno…I just don’t see it.”

  • w

    res ipsa loquitor.

  • Craig

    How was I supposed to know that the escort service would take me literally when I asked for a “real animal in the sack?”

  • Justme

    How was I suppose to know we picked up Whiskers as a new client?

  • Craig

    (Vulgar caption warning!!!) – – How was I supposed to know that the escort service would take me literally when I asked for “black pussy.”

  • Ponce De Leon

    Look I don’t think you’ll find any lawyer who will go forward with the Great Pumpkin defense.

  • Sockless Wonder

    Hey I’m really sorry your deposition was scheduled on Halloween.  There’s nothing I can do about it.

  • felix

    What?!?  I asked if you had hair balls caught in your throat when you coughed, not hairy balls.