Caption This! August 8-14

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What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this early morning of fun.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, August 15th.

Editors’ Pick (August 1-7):

w: “Proof that God did not create all billable hours equally.”

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  • Craig

    Just another night out for Mathew “Unethical & Amoral” Richardson.

  • AJ

    This car is going to hit him, and we get 1/3 of the damages award!

  • Guano

    We’re looking at 3-5 years here, as the DA should come down hard on these 2 guys, who don’t even realize they cornholed a decoy from the DA’s office.

  • Mr. X

    glad we didn’t get laid off.

  • DannyD

    Finally got rid of our third wheel dude.

  • Elmo

    Now I understand why my girlfriend does not like it when I go “back door” with her.

  • w

    Now that’s what I call alternative dispute resolution.

  • Magic Circle Jerk

    -Do you think those kneepads will help, even a little?
    – Not with that car coming!

  • toro

    Drunk summers always fall for the bull fighting ruse. Olé!

  • meh

    Man I’m glad that summer said he would “do anything for an offer.” Should we at least tell him about the car?

  • Ponce De Leon

    The client bent over BEFORE we sent him his first bill.

  • Beelzelawyer

    Res ipsa loquitur strikes again

  • C Everett Coupe De Ville

    For these lawyers, the new ABA lawyer liver standards couldn’t come sooner

  • Butch Roberts

    First Guy:  You best not be filin’ no sanctions on me again, bitch!  Rule 11, my nuts mother-f—–!
    Second Guy:  Yeah bitch, and Choate sucks, mother-f—–!