Caption This! (December 14, 2012)

Bitter Staff Contests, Lawyer 3 Comments

office_drive_byWhat in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this retro comic, courtesy of And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editors’ pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the comic with the text on Facebook.

Last Week’s Winner

Cartoon image of woman riding bike and man and boy wavingSteven Stevenson submitted last week’s Caption This! winning entry on Facebook with:

“Now here’s John to give a report on the progress of our Pro Bono Criminal Defense work.”

Thanks for all the submissions and keep them coming, here or on Facebook.

Illustrations courtesy of

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  • Jill

    Bitter Lawyer, I think that with all of the bad things going down, and the head cases going around shooting people (like what just went on at the Connecticut school yesterday), I recommend we get rid of this picture and substitute something more season-friendly, like a fat Santa Claus chasing his sled with his pants around his ankles. Ptooey!

  • Jerry

    The miracle of the smelly pussy saves him. If he hadn’t leaned over to gather in the aroma he’d have been riddled with bullets! Instead he only lost his sense of smell!

  • Mary Van Buren

    If I weren’t a blood-sucking attorney without a heart, opposing counsel’s response to my motion could have caused me some serious irreparable harm.
    – OR –
    Glad we didn’t buy Bob that Herman Miller Aeron Chair in True Black that he had been jockeying for!?