Constipated Judge

Caption This! December 16, 2011

Bitter Staff Contests, Lawyer 14 Comments


What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption.

The editors’ pick will be announced next week.


 

Last Week’s Winner

No winner from last week’s Caption This! contest but here was the Shutterstock stock image description:

“Angry male judge in a courtroom striking the gavel and pronounces sentence”

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  • Chris Walker

    welcome to Jerry Sandusky’s jury selection.

    • Ellen

      I vote for this one. I do NOT condome what Sandusky is acused of doing. FOOEY!

  • Maria Hahalis

    Out of work attorneys pass time with local flash mob.

  • Ellen

    What is that wierd guy stareing at? Doesn’t he realise we are all dressed up like this b/c we are takeing the bar exam and the only way we can focus on our work is when we feel naked? FOOEY ON HIM!

  • NotTheGuyFromJourney

    Chuck never had any regrets about ditching his summer associate job to go to Woodstock back in ’69… that is… until his first trip home from the chiropractor.

  • http://www.businessconsumersolutions.com Steve

    Mona suggest to the Spray Tanning Salon Manager that the waiting area may need a lil’ more privacy screening.

  • http://www.businessconsumersolutions.com Steve

    “No Sir”, this flight is not going to Utah.

  • http://www.goldwaterdube.com annefrance

    Train passengers express their solidarity with London train commuter, Jayne Blue, who was caught sneaking onto the platform whilst dressed in naught but boots and sunglasses. When asked why she had done so, she responded she felt the security checks were an invasion of her person.

  • http://www.goldwaterdube.com annefrance

    Train commuters adhere to new security regulations requiring transparent skin tight clothing at all Glasgow train stations. Occasional holdouts remain stranded.

  • http://www.goldwaterdube.com annefrance

    Latest superhero left befuddled by strange new ability to see people naked, save for their bits and pieces. Believes self to be invisible.

  • http://www.goldwaterdube.com annefrance

    Regional security consultant pays visit to commuter train platform in Brisbane, to see impact of new regulations prohibiting civilian clothing whilst Terrorist Security Alert remains in effect.

  • http://www.goldwaterdube.com annefrance

    Pink bodysuits and blue scarves prove to be immensely popular gift items in the pre-holiday season for those craving to make a fashion statement.

  • http://www.goldwaterdube.com annefrance

    Befuddled plainclothes police officer Winston James loses sight of robbery suspect Carl Zalinsky amongst members of Russian dance troupe at Westminster train station.

  • Lyleslaw

    Excuse me, ma’am, but would you mind me asking where you got your scarf?