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Caption This! December 2, 2011

Bitter Staff Contests, Lawyer 5 Comments

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption. And keep it clean(ish). The editors’ pick will be announced next week.


Last Week’s Winner

Thomas Honeycutt submitted last week’s Caption This! winning entry on the Bitter Lawyer Facebook page:

Let’s see, change of venue to the Death Star . . . . “

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  • Guano Dubango

    Oh Solo Mio!!!! If I do not balance on this bike very carefully, that seat is going to snap right up and make me sing soprano!

    (Not a good way to score points with the ladies!)

  • Kenner R. McQuaid

    When I was 15 and still rad, I would take this move into a gnarly Cherrypicker. Instead, now I’ll research Pennsylvania’s “hills and ridges” doctrine for slip and falls on icy sidewalks.

  • Randall Hull

    Look, if I pedal from the front like this I can always see who is coming up from behind the bike. No need for a rear-view mirror.

  • anon

    The new photo Bill was attaching to his resume did little to improve his job prospects.

  • Comrade Misfit

    I’ll prove that this bike is unsafe and defective if it kills me!