Caption This! (December 21, 2012)

Bitter Staff Contests, Lawyer 1 Comment

work incentiveWhat in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this retro comic, courtesy of And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editors’ pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the comic with the text on Facebook.

Last Week’s Winner

blood sucking atty WINNERMary Van Buren submitted last week’s Caption This! winning entry on Bitter Lawyer with:

“If I weren’t a blood-sucking attorney without a heart, this could have messed me up.”

Her alternative caption, below, was equally awesome:

“Glad we didn’t buy Bob that Herman Miller Aeron Chair in True Black that he had been jockeying for!?”

Thanks for all the submissions and keep them coming, here or on Facebook.

Illustrations courtesy of

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  • Hank

    My daughter tells me you tried poking at her bum last nite. Meet Vic. He’s just come out of jail and has a lot of experience in that area, and will be right up your alley.