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Caption This! December 9, 2011

Bitter Staff Contests, Lawyer 3 Comments

What in the stock photo is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption. New this week—provide your own creative caption or try to guess the description provided by Shutterstock (sure you can cheat by going to Shutterstock, but whaddya get, a fresher donut than the other guy?)

The editors’ pick will be announced next week.


Last Week’s Winner

Kenner R. McQuaid submitted last week’s Caption This! winning entry with:

“When I was 15 and still rad, I would take this move into a gnarly Cherrypicker. Instead, now I’ll research Pennsylvania’s ‘hills and ridges’ doctrine for slip and falls on icy sidewalks.”

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  • Kenner R. McQuaid

    Since the title of “The Masturbating Judge” is already taken, from this day forth I shall be known as “The Constipated Judge.” It is so ordered.

  • Guano Dubango

    A guy like me, who was law review and now a state court judge should NOT have to hold his breath when 3 “fragrant” female lawyers come into my chambers who are not wearing underwear. Pee-Yoo!

    • Guano Dubango

      In an attempt to buttress the chances of entry (above) winning the weekly lottery about the sour face on this judge, I submit the following joke,which I believe to be particularly on point (in addition to being very funny):

      Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, ‘Honey, my hands are freezing!’
      She says, ‘Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up.’
      After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, ‘Man! my hands are really freezing!’
      She says again, ‘Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up.’ He does, and again that warms him up.
      After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night. When he returns, he says again, ‘Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!’
      She looks at him and says, ‘For crying out loud, don’t your EARS ever get cold?’