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Caption This! Feb. 7-13

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What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this courtroom.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, February 14th.

Editors’ Pick (Feb. 1-7):



BL1Y: “Alma Federer delivers the verdict.”

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  • TBone

    And just like that I was appointed judge… But enough about me.  Why are you here again?

  • Butch Roberts

    4th Amendment?!?  You better not be making this up, counselor, or I will have your ass!  Is that Old Testament or New Testament?  We only do King James in this courtroom–none of that papist hogwash!

  • Bo

    I like both of the above comments a lot.

  • Anonymous

    That’s all folks!

  • AJ Law

    I warned you not to fly your private jet to the Bailout hearings!

  • Bill Dugan

    I don’t care if his hands are cuffed behind his back.  He’s not allowed to walk around with his zipper open tantalizing the lady jurors!

  • Craig

    Thank god this judge is as clueless as the editor at Bitter Lawyer picking the caption winners, or else I would be going to jail for life.

  • Anonymous

    Finally the bitter lawyer editor got one right!  Alma is a troll of epic proportions.  This is exactly what I expected in my head.  Alma is a bald-as-a-mug dude!!! 

  • Alma Federer

    You boys are retarded.  You will NEVER get it, will you? Well one thing is for sure; you will never get any women to respect you, so be prepared to hold your own weenies forever.

  • BL1Y

    Don’t look at me.  I didn’t fart.  He who smelt it, dealt it.

  • Bill Dugan

    Don’t look at me!  I didn’t fart.  Remember, Judges’ shit don’t stink, so it can’t be me!

  • DUDE

    What do you mean Erik Estrada is leaving for Chips?!?!

  • FSY

    Billy!  It’s me!  Do you remember?  We used to do pot . . . tery together!

  • Anonymous

    Man, Michael Phelps has really let himself go since the Olympics.

  • Abhishek Krishnan

    You’re Brazilian? Tell me, do I do a good Christ the Redeemer or what?!

  • BL1Y

    I don’t get how Alma’s caption even relates to the picture.  And hey Fake BL1Y!  Whatup dawg?

  • ajc

    Judge: You want a piece of me?  Come on a$$hole, I’ll bitch-slap your ass all the way to your cage!

  • thenambypamby

    Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join in holy matrimony…

  • D-Fence

    I don’t care if they painted your neck red, you don’t have a claim of racial profiling.

  • Anonymous

    Now, in accordance with State Judical’s new sentancing guidelines, I am required to administer a hug to you.

  • Unemployed T-27

    Why don’t you come over here and speak into the mic?

  • I don’t know

    Vic Mackey v. the people:  the musical.

  • Nick Blake

    No. I don’t care how big it is- your client can’t wear a condom on his head to court.

  • Ponce DeLeon

    Will someone please zip this guy’s fly up?

  • drlove

    By entering this guilty plea, you understand that you will be remanded to the state penitentiary where you will serve hard time.  When I say ahrd time, imagine your cell mate, you get my meaning?

  • Anonymous

    i now pronounce you man and man.  That concludes the first inmate prison-guard marriage.