Caption This! (February 1, 2013)

moses NCWhat in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this retro comic, courtesy of And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editor’s pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the comic with the winning caption on Facebook.

Last Week’s Winner

dump WINNERBen Jones submitted last week’s Caption This! winning entry on Facebook:

“This isn’t what I had in mind when I got into Construction Litigation . . .”

See it the comic with Ben’s caption on Facebook to the left and on Facebook.

Thanks for all the submissions and keep them coming, here or on Facebook.

Illustrations courtesy of



  • Darrion Walker

    “How much would you charge to rearrange a few clauses in my Last Will and Testament?”

  • Frank

    If you are able split the paralegal’s legs like I did these tablets, you have got the job.

  • Ellen


    Why are MEN alway’s trying to get between our LEG’s?

    Doubel Fooey on men that just want sex without MARRIAGE!

    • Eurotrash

      .. and triple “Fooey” on women that just want MARRIAGE without sex!

      • Frank

        Hear hear!! Women who won’t f##uck after we buy dinner should bite the big ‘un!

  • Mermaid

    “…and that’s the last Commandment. Anyway, absolutely NO getting in to see the Big Guy until you apologize for trying to burn the rest of my bush. I was keeping that as a memento.”

  • Neil Greenberg

    What? You said “brief”!