Caption This! February 3, 2012

Bitter Staff Contests, Lawyer Leave a Comment

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this image. And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editors’ pick will be announced next week.

Last Week’s Winner

Napper Tandy submitted last week’s Caption This! winning entry with:

Well, my owner kept nagging me to get a job and stop laying around the house all day, so I figured I’d go to law school and, uh, so I guess I’m an attorney now.

(This week’s photo source: atomicartbeans on Flickr)

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  • Shaun

    Your honor, this is most certainly NOT a jury of my client’s peers! In addition, we object to the witness’s testimony, as it has not been established that the Droid can technically constitute a “live” witness.

  • Jason Robles

    Lego my client, ok?

  • Guano Dubango

    Why do you American’s have this thing for these Lego’s? I prefer being interested in an attractive blow-up doll!

  • Lyleslaw

    Are we really paying our jury consultants for this?

  • Lyleslaw

    Objection judge! Serving the jury pizza is clearly jury tampering!

  • Lyleslaw

    May I approach the bench your honor? Granted. Thanks judge, can you atavh my feet next to the witness.

  • Yoshodra

    Leggo on trial; if you can’t go to the court room, create the court in your room.

  • ajc

    A mock trial in a down economy…

  • Jay Pinkert

    With some cases voir dire is more interesting than others.

  • MPrince

    Watch as the prosecutor will now take apart the witness.

  • Magic Circle Jerk

    Wow, Cooley was serious when they promised “life-like court room experience”!

  • anon

    Bill’s study habits took a turn for the worse after that C- in Torts.