Caption This! (February 8, 2013)

Bitter Staff Contests, Lawyer 4 Comments

Running things NCWhat in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this comic, courtesy of And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editor’s pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the comic with the winning caption on Facebook.

Last Week’s Winner

moses WINNERJim Paul submitted last week’s Caption This! winning entry on Facebook:

“They said we had to go paperless . . .”

See the comic with Jimbo’s caption to the left and on Facebook.

Thanks for all the submissions and keep them coming, here or on Facebook.

Illustrations courtesy of



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  • Derek

    Not only does he have strings, his nose grows with each lie like a certain other puppet we could name. If we didn’t fear Disney’s Copyright people.

  • Lou

    When I want to hump, I pull this string and my dick goes up!

  • Mermaid

    “Meeting adjourned, students. As you can see, it is now time for Scotty to beam me up.”

  • the mad blatter

    “I didn’t come here to impress none of you motherf—ers.”