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Caption This! Jan. 17-23

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What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this White House dinner scene.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, January 24.

Editors’ Pick (Jan 101-6):



Hizzy: What time are the naked jurors supposed to show up?

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  • Anonymous

    Just because I am Vice President does NOT mean I must eat these CHITTERLINGS!

  • Alex Hump

    You can put mustard on a hog-jowl; but it’s still a hog-jowl!

  • BL1Y

    Despite being at the same table, the Obamas and Bidens still manage to self-segregate.

  • TBone

    I kinda thought the whole White House thing would be a litte different.

  • Dude

    Pass the bailout, and while you’re at it, hand me the ketchup…

  • Bo

    What the hell?  Is this what the “commoners” eat?

  • FoSho

    The awkward post-swing breakfast

  • Aspiringlybitter

    See?  This is what it looked like before my rash… and this is what it looks like now.

  • Bill Dugan

    I know times are tough, but do we really have to schedule all State Dinners at Arby’s?

  • ajc

    That’s what you get for asking the Clintons about good restaurants on Penn Ave.

  • bnbenton

    “Jill, I don’t give a sh*t what your husband got elected to do.  Just make sure he keeps his mouth shut for the next four years. And do yourself a favor and stay off Oprah’s couch!”

  • Clearly bitter

    As an interested Michelle Obama and a voracious Joe Biden made the most of it, the jaded president-elect couldn’t take another bite after the brief glimpse of Jill Biden’s twenty-three year old pubic hair collection.

  • Anonymous

    OK, Jill, we already know youre a dumb blond, so it’s not necessary for your to blather on any more about any state secrets.  And Joe, you’d better have more discretion in controlling this beeotch.

  • Josh

    Michelle to Jill: “Oooh girl… I know they didn’t give you sunny side up when you ordered overeasy.”
    Jill to Everyone: “This arrangement of sausage and eggs is quite sexual.”
    Obama to Joe: “I’m so glad I picked you for VP… I can’t wait to play 7 minutes in heaven with your wife in the oval office.”
    Joe to Obama: “Yeah, she is sex on a stick isn’t she… Mind if I have a go with your ho?”

  • law drone

    Ok, we are all agreed–Cheney gets short sheeted and Bush gets the itching powder in his underpants

  • Anonymous

    Cat Chow Mein?  I thought you said we were going out and get some pussy?

  • Jasper

    What, no arugula?

  • Cosimoto

    Hey Biden, for once, how about not ducking out to the Men’s room when the check comes?

  • Snowman

    Yes we can…get all you can eat pancakes

  • Nikita

    Can’t believe they don’t have Aunt Jemima!