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Caption This! January 13, 2012

Bitter Staff Contests, Lawyer Leave a Comment

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption. And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editors’ pick will be announced next week.


Last Week’s Winner

Lyleslaw submitted last week’s Caption This! winning entry with:

Hold on, I am about to go through a tunnel.

(This week’s photo source: Shutterbc on Flickr)

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  • Bob

    Hope somebody wakes me up when my first unemployment check arrives

    • Hesty

      After posting my oiairngl comment, I was taken to a page that had the VOTE button However, once again, upon clicking it just kept spinning, and never gave me any sort of confirmation Anyway, my vote is for #20

  • Guano Dubango

    As long as I am “pulling an all-nighter” at work, I would like to have the cute paralegal in here with me to help me pull it!

  • Lyleslaw

    In the recession, struggling law firms find creative ways to maximize billable hours from their associates, and thus, the “Practice by Osmosis” was born.

  • Legal Fruit

    “A birth of a lawyer”.
    Young lawyer creeps out of a paralegal cocoon.

    • Guano Dubango

      I vote for this doosh!

      • Legal Fruit

        Thanks, buddy! :)

  • Mean partner

    “Our new associates also have one of the shortest commutes in the city.”

  • Mandy Moore

    So this is living the dream…

  • Eurotrash

    Life as an associate ….it’s like Boy Scout Camp, just with billable hours.

    • Legal Fruit

      A good one! )

  • Magic Circle Jerk

    Man, they treat the staff well around here. Time and half and a sleeping bag? shit, last week they almost fired an associate for trying to use her yoga mat for sleeping.

  • Legal Fruit

    Billable sleepout

  • Ellen

    I would NOT sleep at work at ALL.

    Especialy with any one else!

    FOOEY on the men that want me to sleep with them. I do NOT do that. Fooey!

  • Albert Magnus