Caption This! (January 25, 2013)

dumpWhat in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this retro comic, courtesy of And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editor’s pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the comic with the winning caption on Facebook.

Last Week’s Winner

winnerAmy Funderburk submitted last week’s Caption This! winning entry on Facebook:

“Ok, we’ve got the summer associate program staging finished.”

Thanks for all the submissions and keep them coming, here or on Facebook.

Illustrations courtesy of

  • Henry

    It looks like I’m getting a shovel full of shit for a work assignment. At least these papers won’t smell half as bad as the paralegal, whose crotch hadn’t been washed for a week!

  • Howard Rubin

    Document dumps before ESI

  • Derek

    Here’s the new disclosure for your trial tomorrow!

  • Alphonsus Jr.

    Oh goody! A light week.

  • TexJudge

    Discovery is likes Herpes; the gift that keeps on giving

  • Jules

    “This is your student loan servicer, we hear you’re employed now…”