Caption This! July 18-24

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What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this lawyer and his lady.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, July 18th.

Editors’ Pick (July 11-17):

Uncle Cletus: “Chad stole the show during the firm’s Michael Jackson tribute when he reenacted the Pepsi commercial.”

Lots of good ones this week. Well done.

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  • Incredible Hulk

    Poor Mike. How is he supposed to get anything done with that bitch always looking over his shoulder.

  • Shady

    Tired of engaging in role playing games with Coco, and what it would inevitably lead to, Brad refused to put on his cape and crown.

  • Darin

    Fido, it doesn’t look good.

  • Alma Federer

    I feel very stupid typing in responses into Bitter Lawyer for BL1Y, our little royal crapper here.

  • TehMik

    Finally it all made sense. Chet realized that the hallucinations were actually HELPING him solve the case.

  • bize

    I can not believe my mother left the family fortune to this dog.

  • peter gubbins

    You won’t find anything in there. The Donald left it all to me fair and square.

  • tomt

    Paris Hilton’s lawyer.

  • BL1Y

    Suspecting Mario has bypassed rescuing him by using a warp whistle, the King of Grassland decides to take legal action against Larry Koopa.

  • Ponce De Leon

    Rich came to the bitter realization that Leona Helmsley left $12 million to this stupid dog who also must wear a crown and a cape at all times but left nothing more than $12 per hour for Rich to catch the dog’s poop.

  • BedHead

    At this very moment, neither Bob nor Razor is quite sure which one pooped themselves.  But both are quite sure that this conference room needs better ventilation.

  • Pishy Wishy

    “Dog bite cases are tough, Duchess. My concern is that your outfit will come across as elitist to the jury.”

  • drlove

    The queen bitch keeps watch over her subjects

  • sizzle

    “Surfing porn again, Tom?”

  • Alvie

    After hours of research, Russ finally realized the case was a dog.

  • snappy

    Thomas and Princess pause to reflect on the life of Chihuahua, the Taco Bell dog, dead at 15 from a stroke.