Caption This! July 25-31

Bitter Staff / July 25, 2009 / Comics, Lawyer / 13 Comments

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about these lady lawyers. And keep it clean. (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, August 1st.

Editors’ Pick (July 18-24):

Pishy Wishy: “Dog bite cases are tough, Duchess. My concern is that your outfit will come across as elitist to the jury.”

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Freddie

Why the hell are you calling me on the phone again? I’m sitting right next to you! And go a litle easier on that eye makeup, bitch!
Joel

Excuse me, it is nothing personal, but could you lean back just a little. Right there is good, thanks.
Desi

Why in the h*ll did they hire this temp to help me? I guess I wasn’t enough eye candy for the boss.
AW

Hey, you with the balloons! Put the phone by your other ear so that I can get a gander!
T

So this is what a 1L’s wet dream looks like…
SeniorA

“You either get rid of Erin Brokovitch or I’m outta here.”
Lex

“We have to get this motion filed in the next 10 minutes and then I am done for the day. Did you hear Hooters was hiring?”
drlove

Hey John, It’s Melinda and its that time of year again. I noticed that you gave one hundred dollars last year can Old Nassau count on you again this year?
dubes

“I apologize for the delay. Apparently it takes 2 associates to verify a cap table.”
Craig

If my creepy boss does not take his hand off me in one second I’m going to slam his secretary/whore’s head into the table so hard that she’ll need a second nose job.
av8tor

“Pam, If you want to get an offer after this summer, you might take a few pointers when it comes to Candy’s office attire.”
Toka

This week contestants face off to see who represents Flavor Flav’s heart, AND his estate…. in VH1’s newest reality show, “Flavor of Lawve.”
kt

One of these lady lawyers was hired based on a recommendation by Elliot Spitzer.