Caption This! July 25-31

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What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about these lady lawyers.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, August 1st.

Editors’ Pick (July 18-24):

Pishy Wishy: “Dog bite cases are tough, Duchess. My concern is that your outfit will come across as elitist to the jury.”

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  • Freddie

    Why the hell are you calling me on the phone again?  I’m sitting right next to you!  And go a litle easier on that eye makeup, bitch!

  • Joel

    Excuse me, it is nothing personal, but could you lean back just a little. Right there is good, thanks.

  • Desi

    Why in the h*ll did they hire this temp to help me? I guess I wasn’t enough eye candy for the boss.

  • AW

    Hey, you with the balloons! Put the phone by your other ear so that I can get a gander!

  • T

    So this is what a 1L’s wet dream looks like…

  • SeniorA

    “You either get rid of Erin Brokovitch or I’m outta here.”

  • Lex

    “We have to get this motion filed in the next 10 minutes and then I am done for the day. Did you hear Hooters was hiring?”

  • drlove

    Hey John, It’s Melinda and its that time of year again.  I noticed that you gave one hundred dollars last year can Old Nassau count on you again this year?

  • dubes

    “I apologize for the delay. Apparently it takes 2 associates to verify a cap table.”

  • Craig

    If my creepy boss does not take his hand off me in one second I’m going to slam his secretary/whore’s head into the table so hard that she’ll need a second nose job.

  • av8tor

    “Pam, If you want to get an offer after this summer, you might take a few pointers when it comes to Candy’s office attire.”

  • Toka

    This week contestants face off to see who represents Flavor Flav’s heart, AND his estate…. in VH1’s newest reality show, “Flavor of Lawve.”

  • kt

    One of these lady lawyers was hired based on a recommendation by Elliot Spitzer.