Caption This! June 20-26

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What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this pair of goth billables.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, June 27th.

Editors’ Pick (June 13-19):

TIE—drlove: “Emancipated Airlines’ new pitchman.”

Lincoln: “Ah, good. The in-flight movie is starting.”

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  • LadyEsquire

    Meet Marilyn Manson’s new legal counsel. Rock on.

  • BL1Y

    Have you been tolchocked in the gulliver?  We’ll sue the pimsqueak real horrorshow and make him appylollyoggy to you.

  • Dill

    How in the heck am I going to get a look down her blouse today?

  • FoSho

    Two summers’ idea of dress down Friday

  • jeffersontowit

    “Hey, Lisa, don’t forget to leave a couple loopholes in that bondage contract so we can bill some more hours on the back end when he’s tired of being whipped.”

  • Guano

    I wonder where those lips have been?

  • Sandi

    I think this picture would work perfectly to advertise our firm.

  • Schaddenfreude

    We’re not effing vampires! We’re GOTH!!

  • Dustin

    New meaning to blood-sucking lawyers.

  • Craig

    Tier four law students

  • drlove

    How is that motion to exhume coming?

  • Tom

    An easy way to tell when Twilight has taken over the universe.

  • Magic Circle Jerk

    The first-year associates at Pantera Sepultura & Metallica LLP

  • Ken

    That petition for Protected Class status is coming along nicely


    Oh, look… Ozzy Osbourne is sending his kids to law school.