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What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this firm flirt.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, July 4th.

Editors’ Pick (June 20-26):

Magic Circle Jerk: “The first-year associates at Pantera Sepultura & Metallica LLP”

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  • MJ

    Blond:  “…this lousy cup of bitter coffee tastes better than that dude.  He’s such a jerk!  Now that he’s had me, I can’t believe he’s already moving on to that paralegal troll….”

  • PGuy

    While Brad distracts Anne, Jill swipes the last of the firm’s free coffee.

  • Tbone

    I’d love to go out with you, but isn’t that chick drinking coffee your wife?

  • Bravo

    My coffee is super hot, but that girl is not.  Is he really a super lawyer???

  • Anon

    If I give you ten bucks, will you pose for a photo for this awesome website called Bitter Lawyer?

  • Guano

    I know you’re really happy to see me, but If that’s a banana in your pocket, you have some serious anatomical issues..

  • Bitter 3L

    And as Susie started to fantasize about the fact that Tom was wearing the monochromatic shirt and tie, made famous by Regis in the late 90s, she realized that she had forgotten to brew any decaf.  Sharing her 6×6 cubical with Kim was not going to be any fun on this Tuesday afternoon.

  • drlove

    Philmore the jungle cat ready to pounce

  • Lawless

    I know we work together but pleeasse go out with me!

  • anon

    can i hold your bible after work? … then wanna hold hands and pray?

  • BL1Y

    “None of these people should ever reproduce, or even have physical contact with another human being.” – The Rest of Mankind

  • Anonymous

    Even BigLaw copy clerks can’t resist the firm’s new romantic fluorescent lights.


    Sorry, I don’t date top 10% 1 tier law school grads as they don’t know how to have fun… I am kind of eyeing up Cindy over there.  Rumor has it she was a C average student from a school I have never even heard of.

  • LawDawg

    See I told you this desk could support my fat ass, now hop up here and see if it can handle both of us!

  • Dustin

    Quid pro what?

  • Ponce De Leon

    “So I said, ‘Yo, dude you better step off!’ That’s a rule 10b-5 violation for sure!”

  • Toka

    His misunderstanding of the rule against perpetuities finally haunts Brad, as his “fertile octogenarian” pickup line fails tragically.