Caption This! June 6-12

Bitter Staff / June 5, 2009 / Comics, Lawyer / 13 Comments

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this courtroom birthday party. And keep it clean. (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, June 13th.

Editors’ Pick (May 30-June 5):

Anonymous: “Apparently they all went to Roy Pearson’s dry cleaner.”

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Judge Roy

I don’t know what all the hub-bub is about. I’ve never done a day’s work in my life!
TBone

Not bad for a guy I just sentenced to death.
Snowman

Don’t worry, after you’re sentenced your real present will be waiting for you in the shower.
Prof Green

Don’t worry Mr. Maddox, 50 years go by very quickly.
BL1Y

Evidence that a wise latina woman would, more often than not, throw a better party than a white male.
Hansome

fiesta in session. ole!
LT3L

Whomever just called this a kangaroo court is being held in contempt.
Anonymous

Today marks the 50th anniversary of proving the critics a TTT grad can make it to the bench. Too bad no one had the heart to tell him he had the wrong signs.
Bob Barker

Republicans now say they believe Judge Sotomayor’s old white guy sex change birthday present will ensure her a SCOTUS seat after all
Content Associate

Looks like he may be getting a birthday present from the court reporter underneath the bench.
Keila Conte

Over 50? Make bigger signs?!?! Only a graduate would know, any season lawyer might not even notice without bifocals.
Ben

When is the ficking cleaning lady supposed to get here my 50th birthday was almost a year ago……. damn budget cuts
CarlJohn

Happy birthday, defendant! If only your wife could be here. Oh, wait–that’s right…..you killed her.