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Caption This! June 6-12

Bitter Staff Comics, Lawyer 13 Comments

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this courtroom birthday party.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, June 13th.

Editors’ Pick (May 30-June 5):



Anonymous: “Apparently they all went to Roy Pearson’s dry cleaner.”

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  • Judge Roy

    I don’t know what all the hub-bub is about.  I’ve never done a day’s work in my life!

  • TBone

    Not bad for a guy I just sentenced to death.

  • Snowman

    Don’t worry, after you’re sentenced your real present will be waiting for you in the shower.

  • Prof Green

    Don’t worry Mr. Maddox, 50 years go by very quickly.

  • BL1Y

    Evidence that a wise latina woman would, more often than not, throw a better party than a white male.

  • Hansome

    fiesta in session. ole!

  • LT3L

    Whomever just called this a kangaroo court is being held in contempt.

  • Anonymous

    Today marks the 50th anniversary of proving the critics a TTT grad can make it to the bench. Too bad no one had the heart to tell him he had the wrong signs.

  • Bob Barker

    Republicans now say they believe Judge Sotomayor’s old white guy sex change birthday present will ensure her a SCOTUS seat after all

  • Content Associate

    Looks like he may be getting a birthday present from the court reporter underneath the bench.

  • Keila Conte

    Over 50?  Make bigger signs?!?! Only a graduate would know, any season lawyer might not even notice without bifocals.

  • Ben

    When is the ficking cleaning lady supposed to get here my 50th birthday was almost a year ago……. damn budget cuts

  • CarlJohn

    Happy birthday, defendant!  If only your wife could be here.  Oh, wait–that’s right…..you killed her.