Caption This! March 14-20

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What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about these courtroom bombshells.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, March 21st.

Editors’ Pick (March 7-13):

Tom: “Little does Judge Smith’s clerk know, but her ‘2 Girls 1 Cup’ reaction video is about to be the biggest YouTube hit this week.”

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  • Butch Roberts

    The breast implant trial slowed to a crawl after a very excited all-male jury was sworn in when Judge Smith ordered an in camera review in his chambers to determine whether the Defendant’s “feel test” would be relevant to the proceedings and admissible under Rule 403.  According to reports, a videographer and a court reporter were present for the hearing.  Judge Smith has requested that the Defendants produce a “natural girl” in order for him to reach a decision.  Since the trial is in Southern California, the Defendants have asked that the trial be continued as they begin a search outside of the state.

  • BL1Y

    Paul, come in for a second, I want you to listen to this.  Woman here claims there’s a law firm in midtown only hiring large-breasted women.

  • Anonymous

    Where is Hef?

  • Rock

    Clearly a case brought by the state of New Jersey to keep Staten Island residents off of their shores this summer…defendants adequately represented here.

  • April

    Britney, Lindsay, Paris, and Miley stand together in hopes of adding up to one mildly-talented human.

  • Mbanks

    Drag Queens should be against the law.

  • Lenny

    I can’t quite make out which pair of titties it was in my face last night.  Ladies, maybe if you take your tops off, that will help ….

  • EJK

    Understandably, the Mardi Gras Docket was one of Judge Smith’s favorite.

  • LawGrrrl

    What’s the swooshing sound?

    (if you missed the reference, see

  • Craig

    a bitter lawyer’s wet dream

  • Snowman

    “Ah yes, tier 4 law students will make excellent judicial clerks”

  • AJ

    Good thing I’m wearing this robe.

  • PhillyGuy

    Well this is the best $1200/hr worth of “legal talent” I’ve in my court room in some time.

  • PhillyGuy

    [ed.] Well, this is the best $1200/hr worth of “legal talent” I’ve seen in my court room in a long time.

  • TBone

    Some types of community service are in fact against the law.

  • Alex Hump

    I may not get paid much as a judge, but the fringe benefits make up for it!

  • Headhunter 10

    Hmmmm…. Better run a Lexis search on “Butterface.”

  • Alma Federer

    I can only imagine WHERE that dirty minded judge wants to stick his filthy little fingers.  Time to install some rodent traps.

  • Megster

    Daughters, stop interrupting my court for shopping money!!

  • biglaw midlevel

    So I guess you weren’t lying when you said you were stripping to pay for law school?

  • Dork

    Well hello ladies…..

  • Wilbur Moore

    I’d never have a chance with these women in College, but now that I’m a friggin’ judge, I’ll bet they would date me in a New York minute!