Not What I Meant by Esquire

Caption This! March 16, 2012

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this retro clip art, courtesy of And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editors’ pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the clip art with the text on Facebook.

Last Week’s Winner

Mark Lawson submitted last week’s Caption This! winning entry with “This is not what I had in mind when I said ‘Esquire.'”

Thanks for all the submissions and keep them coming, here or on Facebook.

Vector-based clip art courtesy of

  • Ellen

    I am NOT going to handle any man’s weenie without RUBBER gloves on. FOOEY!

  • Andrew M.

    After years of searching glass elevators, investigating imaginary escalators, and pulling invisible ropes to no avail, Pierre finally came across his long sought after albatross: the corporate veil.

  • Dexter

    Jenny from HR will now explain the performance review process to our new starters.

  • Ben Leatham

    Yes, Brett, we understand non-disclosure.

  • Matt

    Sacré bleu!
    Je peux lire ça!