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Caption This! March 21-27

Mister Bitter Comics, Lawyer 15 Comments

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this pass of the gavel.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, March 27th.

Editors’ Pick (March 14-20):



Snowman: “Ah yes, tier-4 law students make excellent judicial clerks.”

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  • BL1Y

    Yes, Larry, I know how to handle this.  It is identical to the electric joystick I bed down with every nite.

  • Law Drone

    “Here, bitch, it is your time to pound the stake into the heart of the citizenry”

  • Anon

    For 1 trillion dollars, you better do more than “stimulate” the economy.

  • Anonymous

    If I had a hammer, I’d hammer out.
    C’mon folks, sing along…

  • I don’t know

    It is a sobering moment when a vampire hunter realizes he misplaced his cross with his gavel.

  • Elba Moon

    No, Senator, I can’t fit this ENTIRE gavel in my mouth.  But if you meet me at my cabana, you’ll be pleasantly surprised what else I can do..

  • Ponce De Leon

    Aha ha ha…it’s MS. Speaker to you now give me the freaking gavel.  LET GO!

  • ajc

    “Let me get this straight, you will put your nuts on this podium and I can hit them as hard as I can?  Freakin’ awesome!”

  • drlove

    Hammer, don’t hurt them

  • Anonymous

    No, I can’t stick this in my mouth, but I can shove it up your a**ss.

  • nevdash

    “Little did she know that it wasn’t a gavel but a meat tenderizer, and that she was being sent back to the kitchen where she belongs.”

  • Craig

    can you say sexual tension

  • Smurf

    Batteries not included.

  • Ellen DeBonis

    You think I should cook?  I may be a nut cracker, but that’s the extent of my culinary skills!  Now put ‘em up on the table, you eunich to be!

  • Meester Obvious

    This photo shows Ms. Pelosi just before embarking on her bludgeoning spree that bloodied dozens of public servants in the nation’s biggest blood bath in the history of our Congress.  The ordeal ended a short while later after Ms. Pelosi, dripping in blood, collapsed murmuring “Change! [blah blah blah] Hope! [blah blah blah] …”