Caption This! March 23, 2012

Bitter Staff Contests, Lawyer Leave a Comment

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this retro clip art, courtesy of And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editors’ pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the clip art with the text on Facebook.

Last Week’s Winner

Cheryl Sabnis submitted last week’s Caption This! winning entry with “Marcel’s approach to the ethical wall soon became annoying.”

Thanks for all the submissions and keep them coming, here and especially on Facebook.

Vector-based clip art courtesy of

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  • jujube

    “Don’t make me copy, Steven Guynn!”

    Or is this too soon?

  • Harry

    I will punch out any guy that porks either of these 2 dames without first getting my permission.

  • John D

    I’m gonna punch myself in the face. Women go for guys who are mentally unstable. Isn’t that right mirror?

  • Penny Leonard

    “His last paralegal missed a typo in a complaint and was never seen from again…”