Caption This! March 7-13

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What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this judge and technology interaction.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, March 14th.

Editors’ Pick (March 1-6):

Butch Roberts: “I think we lost the jury when you said, ‘Donkey Show.’”

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  • Alex Hump

    But your Honor, I thought you liked it when I put my hand up your robes.

  • Craig

    like a caveman discovering fire …

  • TBone

    As long as I pretend to be looking at my my laptop, you can do whatever you want to me…

  • Law Drone

    “Now, here is a picture of my “junk” from a different angle”

  • Snowman

    So that’s how I change my Facebook status…

  • Butch Roberts

    Kent?  Kent’s an amateur.  I want you to study this website so you know what I expect from my staff.

  • Witness’09

    “Ohhhh…. now I get it, it is just like double clicking a mouse.”

  • no

    Butch Roberts, That was a good one. very nice

  • Tom

    *Little does Judge Smith’s clerk know, but her 2 Girls 1 Cup reaction video is about to be the biggest YouTube hit this week*

  • Anonymous

    Edna, just because you cuffed my hands to this laptop does not mean you can goose my junk with abandon!

  • Nikita

    “You know, my blog isn’t the only thing keeping me up at night…”

  • Utah Reporter

    “Now, THAT’S pornography!”

  • T-27 Grad

    Now that we’re on Judge Kozinski’s server, let’s pretend I’m the horse in that picture.

  • LawGrrrl

    Good news! According to, that douchebag who appeared before me this morning is getting canned next week!

  • Idaho Grad

    Wait… I thought “go over your briefs” was a euphemism.