He Hits Me With the Swingline

Caption This! March 9, 2012

Bitter Staff Contests, Lawyer Leave a Comment


What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this retro clip art, courtesy of Shutterstock.com. And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editors’ pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the clip art with the text on Facebook.


Last Week’s Winner

Nancy submitted last week’s Caption This! winning entry with “Gee whiz, I say we take the case pro bono and, WHAM, he hits me with the Swingline.”

Thanks for all the submissions and keep them coming, here or on Facebook.

Vector-based clip art courtesy of Shutterstock.com

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  • Frank G

    Is this what we have to wear if we are asked to pleasure the ladies?

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AttorneyTweeter AttorneyTweeter

    Y’know what Jenkins? When the referral counsel said this was an iron-clad case, I had something completely different in mind.

  • Elizabeth Foley

    “Seriously? You just now realized you have to go to the bathroom? You expect me to do what exactly–call for a time out?!”

  • Mike Al

    You’re saying that this chastity belt is in the wrong place on the horse?