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Caption This! May 23-29

Bitter Staff Comics, Lawyer 9 Comments

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this animated court s.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, May 30th.

Editors’ Pick (May 16-22):



Lawyer to be: “I recognize this witness. I think his name is Tom.”

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  • Anonymous

    If you do not tell the truth on the stand, I will take this clamp and attach it to your left boob.

  • Anonymous

    Do you expect the jury to believe that Mr. Morrison did not order you to “come on, baby, light my fire” after handing you this match book?

  • LL

    “Ms Lipshit, can you identify these lips and are they the lips taken from you by the defendant?”

  • Anonymous

    Is this the V-card you claim to have lost?

  • BL1Y

    With the classic returning wine to the glass with a book of matches trick, Birdman reveals he may have signed up for the wrong bar review course.

  • Prof Green

    Come on creative lawyers add some captions because by Fri, mine will knock you all out of the box.

  • Ponce De Leon

    And your real name is Ray Finkle, isn’t that true Ms. Einhorn?
    Einhorn is Finkle…Finkle is EINHORN!

  • Anonymous

    Yes, legal eagles’ wings are flame-resistant, and of course I have some matches.  Now, who’s the one asking the questions here?

  • Not easy being green!

    Just answer the question.  Did your attorney BL1Y, file for the patent that will allow you to manufacture these red objects under your name and will allow purchasers, female, to enchance their vaginas?  Is he the villian in this false hood to females all over Marsville?