Caption This! May 9-15

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What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this presidential gaffe moment.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, May 16th.

Editors’ Pick (May 2-May 8):

Globster: “I don’t need a glove, I’ll just pull out.”

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  • DD


  • Dick

    Barack:  “OMG!!!!! an 8 year old with a bigger dick than me!!!!!” Michelle: “OMG!!!! Why can’t I be 8 years old NOW!!!!!!”

  • Tripp

    Philadelphia Central Elementary School teaches President Obama the intricacies of balancing a checkbook.

  • ajc

    The Obama Blow-Up Doll!!!

  • Josie

    You did WHAAAT!?!

  • Utah Reporter

    “Don’t say anything – I know you can smell it.”

  • Your momma

    No I will NOT sign that. Put it away little one.

  • Snowman

    Sorry Mr. President, we forgot the teleprompter back at the White House

  • Ponce De Leon

    “GASP!  Michelle is NOT a man.”

  • Anon

    Ooooohhhh Bananas!

  • Anon Female

    Michelle:  I was born 40 years too early!  These kids mature fast nowadays.

  • Daily reader

    You have heard of “Snakes on a Plane”, well Mr. Pres just saw “Snakes in a School.

  • Lady lawyer

    WOW!  That kid just peed in his pants.

  • drlove

    The cat is out of the bag about the executive strap on.

  • Namby Pamby

    What?  You won’t let me read “My Pet Goat”?

  • Anonymous

    You said you were 18 last night!

  • Magic Circle Jerk

    Damn, is that the pet goat Bush was reading about? Barack, that should be retitled “My Pet Donkey”

  • Anonymous

    Ironically, President Obama began choking on some pretzels when the First Lady talked about George Bush

  • Senior Associate

    “My Mom said your mom is white, why do you look so black?”