Two Women in Courtroom

Caption This! November 11, 2011

Bitter Staff Contests, Lawyer 11 Comments

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption. And keep it clean(ish). The editors’ pick will be announced next week.

Last Week’s Winner

In a close call with a nice number of entries, Elisabeth takes home the win for¬†last week’s Caption This!¬†entry:

Dasani? Really? I was hoping for SmartWater.


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  • Michelle Beth

    Get up MagicCircleJerk. Ellen already said she ain’t going to blow you.

    • Ellen

      You are right. I do not even know him!!!! I will never get sexuel again with a man until I am at least pre-engaged.

      I let Alan have ALL of me, and I did NOT hold anything back, and even with all that, he never gave me a ring. FOOEY on him. Thank goodness I have the legal profesion to fall back into.


    • Guano Dubango

      This reminds me of a joke:

      Q. What’s the difference between your wife and your job?

      A. After five years your job will still suck.

  • Chris Seabock

    7 Signs of Workplace Depression:
    #1 – You fantasize about your funeral

  • Patrick Nolan

    If I’d have gone to law school instead of business school, I wouldn’t have to work these long hours.

  • Cynthia Henley

    Planking gone wrong.

  • Eurotrash

    Discarded associate cartridge waiting for the firm’s man-sized shredder…

  • Evil Lawyer

    Ellen’s Managing partner reflects: “no amount of in-office sex is worth correcting that damn bitch’s work.”

  • Anthony Majestro

    If I sleep on my legal assistant’s deal I can bill for time …

  • Guano Dubango

    She must be great in the sack; else who would put up with her! I would not mind trying her on for size!

  • Taran

    That’s cleared my thoughts. Thanks for contributing.