Two Women in Courtroom

Caption This! November 11, 2011

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption. And keep it clean(ish). The editors’ pick will be announced next week.

Last Week’s Winner

In a close call with a nice number of entries, Elisabeth takes home the win for¬†last week’s Caption This!¬†entry:

Dasani? Really? I was hoping for SmartWater.


(This week’s photo source:

  • Michelle Beth

    Get up MagicCircleJerk. Ellen already said she ain’t going to blow you.

    • Ellen

      You are right. I do not even know him!!!! I will never get sexuel again with a man until I am at least pre-engaged.

      I let Alan have ALL of me, and I did NOT hold anything back, and even with all that, he never gave me a ring. FOOEY on him. Thank goodness I have the legal profesion to fall back into.


    • Guano Dubango

      This reminds me of a joke:

      Q. What’s the difference between your wife and your job?

      A. After five years your job will still suck.

  • Chris Seabock

    7 Signs of Workplace Depression:
    #1 – You fantasize about your funeral

  • Patrick Nolan

    If I’d have gone to law school instead of business school, I wouldn’t have to work these long hours.

  • Cynthia Henley

    Planking gone wrong.

  • Eurotrash

    Discarded associate cartridge waiting for the firm’s man-sized shredder…

  • Evil Lawyer

    Ellen’s Managing partner reflects: “no amount of in-office sex is worth correcting that damn bitch’s work.”

  • Anthony Majestro

    If I sleep on my legal assistant’s deal I can bill for time …

  • Guano Dubango

    She must be great in the sack; else who would put up with her! I would not mind trying her on for size!

  • Taran

    That’s cleared my thoughts. Thanks for contributing.